I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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