She is in my trunk
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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