I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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