Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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