Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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