Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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