I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just gargled with NyQuil
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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