your thong is hanging out like whoa
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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