You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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