dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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