I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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