doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
His nipple licking is glorious
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