It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think I won the penis lottery.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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