I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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