are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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