I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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