Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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