let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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