He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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