you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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