you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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