Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Your tits are I can't wait for
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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