dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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