Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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