Don't you send me to vm
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm both gender and math confused
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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