that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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