I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Randomize
