Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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