Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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