Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He passed out mid-signature
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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