you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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