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Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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