Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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