its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
