im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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