If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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