too bad you live with your parents still
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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