I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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