No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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