So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So squirting runs in the family.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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