Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I fill condoms, not promises.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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