mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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