It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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