i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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