Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
