So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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