She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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