Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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