how do flat chested girls get laid?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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