I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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