Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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